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missing some quality guests. >> stephanie: orly taitz has had another birther hearing. the president as it turns out was born in america and will be on the ballot. >> really? >> but he is so muslimy.% >> stephanie: here is jacki schechner in the current news. >> happy friday. good morning, everybody. the president will be fund-raising in d.c. today. mitt romney is doing fund-raising and rallying in pennsylvania, then heads to boston where he meets up with paul ryan for you guested it another fund raiser. the next big event is the first presidential debate this coming wednesday. the romney campaign appears to be advising surrogates to play
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up the president's experience and speaking skills and to lower expectations for mitt romney. beth myers whom you may remember headed up the vp search formy mitt romney's team, had sent out a memo saying while her boss has the issues and facts on her side the president comes into the debate with some advantages. she writes the president's big problem is his record. but the president does have plenty of first term accomplishments to brag about. now there has been a net job growth of 125,000 jobs since he took office. it's a small number considering how many people are still struggling, but shows an upward trajectory. and gets rid of a romney talking
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point. he likes to say we lost jobs overall over the obama presidency. that was never true if you factor in the hundreds of thousands of jobs that were lost before the president ever took office. we're back in a few minutes. unrivaled analysis and commentary. >> you're going to hear that (vo) the only network with real-time reaction straight from the campaigns and from viewers like you. >>now that's politically direct.
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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> oh, yeah it is it's friday everybody. happy friday six minutes after the hour. it is the "stephanie miller show."
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i don't think there is a morning show in america saying on today's joe, teddy kennedy, and birther orly taitz on the show. and i don't think anybody has that husky voice. ♪ fugelsang super star ♪ >> good morning. >> stephanie: that's a show. good morning. >> wow. >> stephanie: good morning, john fugelsang. >> good morning, steph and mooks. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you never let me finish! [ buzzer ] [overlapping speakers]
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>> stephanie: okay. well she has had john yet another loss and we're trying to console her and help her find a new hobby. >> no one loves the birthers more than comedians. >> stephanie: exactly. speaking of sexy liberal, i am looking forward to my birthday spanking tomorrow in seattle. less than 100 tickets left. as you know all of these shows sellout. 2700 seat theater, hello, paramount. >> i understand they serve alcohol there too. [ laughter ] >> for a sexy liberal show. >> stephanie: every single venue we have played the management has said oh my god, we sold more boozes than any other show. >> except for that one in los angeles. >> stephanie: but we made up for it. john did you get my top-secret
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announcement about who the celebrity panelist was in new york. >> yes, and i have confirmed our top-secret announcement for our panelist in seattle. >> stephanie: i don't know if you have heard this but we will be protested by the baptist church. >> yeah, we'll see. >> stephanie: so we had to take away money from our charity for extra security. john wrote i'll be making a direct donation to cover up some of the difference. >> i just got chills. that is so cool. >> stephanie: we will give
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generously as we always do, john, but obviously there are show expenses -- you remember in philadelphia we were giving money to planned parenthood and somebody pulled the fire alarm. we had to clear the theater 20 minutes in advance -- >> i just hope the west burrow baptist church shows this time. they threaten to picket my shows all the time. >> stephanie: really. i'm going to go hang with them. >> you are going to give shirley phelps some cream rinse >> stephanie: i am. >> they always come to 9/11 the cops always have to guard them, they are not a church at all, their mission is to sue people to be somehow so obnoxious so
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they can claim their first amendment rights were violated. >> one of the founder's daughters are is lawyer too. >> and when they are done with a protest, i saw the -- they finished the anti-muslim protest on the anniversary of 9/11. and at 10:59 they took all of our outer shirts slid their posters into artist folders, and slipped into the crowd. >> stephanie: we have oilily taitz -- orly taitz. >> what did you say? >> stephanie: she threatened to sue me because somebody said she was not a dentist anymore.
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so i had to write, apologize, and also schedule a root canal. >> she said she was ant lawyer -- >> stephanie: no a dentist -- >> we said she wasn't a realtor -- >> now i have to buy a house. all right. rocky mountain mike did a birthday thing for momma. >> oooooooooh. ♪ ♪ when this crappy song it was the middle of the fight, and though we didn't win at all, she didn't take crap from the right ♪ ♪ now it's one year later on and she's made it on tv and if she makes it to the spring well, that's ten buck that chris
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owes me ♪ ♪ happy birthday stephanie miller ♪ ♪ with a brand new audience sometimes guys think they can thrill her ♪ >> stephanie: yeah. ♪ happy birthday stephanie miller ♪ ♪ with her candles on the cake and a margarita filler ♪ ♪ happy birthday stephanie miller ♪ ♪ but her comedy has a soul as much as thriller ♪ >> hey. hey! [ laughter ] ♪ happy birthday stephanie miller ♪
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♪ there's this guy that's trying to kill her ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you rocky mountain mike. >> wow. >> stephanie: they are probably going to sue her -- >> thrill her does rhyme with miller. you said we would make it until spring? you bastard. >> i didn't know. [ applause ] >> stephanie: good job. speaking of birthdays. can i have some love music. guess who this is from? my 89-year-old republican mom. she watches every day. >> it's a grocery store card. >> what? >> she is 89 and had to walk the hell to harris peter's to get this. >> it's a great card. i love it. it is so cute. >> you gave your mom your address, that's beautiful. >> stephanie: you are a star today, and she wrote in and
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every day. happy birthday keep them laughing, knock 'em dead love you dearly mommy dearest. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i love you mom! >> my mom is moving to your mom's hometown hoping i'll be more like you. >> my mom would like me to be more like you, straight and with a baby. speaking of love letters i have to set my mom up with our biggest fan. this is from henry. how can you not love the subject line, at a girl. hey, there i'm a retired old fart, and i guess dish network decided to throw the likes of me a bone with the "stephanie miller show." holy [ censor bleep ], and save
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the matches, sweet baby jebus -- jesus what a show. the best dag gum show i have ever seen. oh sweet jesus i love you. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> that's adorable. >> stephanie: john fugelsang have you seen the new right-wing talking point is that all polls are wrong. and they are part of a deliberate liberal plot -- >> and the one right-wing blogger adjusted the polls to make them better so romney would win. >> yes. >> what i would like about this
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is doctors the republican race when 75% were against romney they never questioned those polls, but now they are rigged. >> apparently mitt romney is winning by a thousand to two. >> stephanie: yes. tom in kansas city. steph since you and the mooks were talking about ryan preibus. >> reince preibus! >> i just got my checked. >> stephanie: we decided he sounds like -- >> truman capote and droopy dog. i'm so whiny. >> going down -- >> goooo-ing. >> stephanie: it made me wonder what a three way would sound
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like between reince prebus and dana lohse [ screeching ] >> ahhhhh. >> i can't do that impression unless i am scraping bone against metal. [ screeching ] >> stephanie: i'm like a morning zoo philharmonic conductor, aren't i? >> ow, you are sitting on my balls. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> stop it! [ laughter ] >> god. >> stephanie: you're just weird. and everybody's favorite new character road flair mary. i love her so much. if you missed it john last week she told me to go smoke my
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dildo. >> and another thing [ choking ] the power of chris compels you. >> stephanie: her son can't get enough food stamps because the black people are buying all of the groceries and filling their escalades with them. steph she is making growling growling -- comments about how growly all of the mexican workers look. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god, i am already having a fantastic time! >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> girls -- >> stephanie: yes, please call me miss miller from now on, dr. maya angelou does. >> oh, shut up. >> stephanie: she gives me the respect i'm entitled to. >> she was in the nasty girl's video. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i don't know if you know this john -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: roland's balls have a twitter account, and so
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does road flair mary. and she just tweeted. >> i know where the caged bird sings, it's because it don't have any food all of the black birds have it. >> stephanie: hi irene. >> caller: hi stephanie. i have basic cable downstairs and premium upstairs. i went downstairs and i couldn't get your show. i turned on morning joe, and he had on newt gingrich on. so i had to hurry back up
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stairs. >> stephanie: oh thank you irene. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> that is the best joe scarborough drop ever. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> stephanie: john it's a love letter from you. >> from a woman this time. >> you tend to get it from the men. >> stephanie: that's a niche guys that look like katie lang. dear steph back when the president game out for marriage equality, you saved my relationship. my new husband lost it when i said i was proud of the president. when you lead my letter to john you spoke to him.
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you and john made this happen. here is our wedding picture. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: there you go. call me miss miller please. >> stephanie: shove it miss miller! bite me miss miller! >> that's great. >> stephanie: i always like the ones that mistreat me. louisea in los angeles. >> caller: hi i was listening to bill's program earlier in the morning about six months ago, and then i kept the radio on and here you come on and i haven't stopped listening ever since.
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>> >> stephanie: ah thank you. >> caller: and also i am sharing a birthday with you. >> stephanie: oh. by the way our morest scope is going to be a complete disaster. literally it said don't worry unless you were born on the 29th. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> i'm a virgo, sharmy said be nice to everyone tomorrow. >> if you make it to tomorrow. >> stephanie: oh thanks. i literally thought we should move the date. >> yeah. nancy reagan is our tour manager i see. >> stephanie: oh lord in heaven. the president yesterday. >> obama: during campaign season
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you always hear about patriotism. it's time for a new economic patriotism rooted in the belief that growing our economy begins with a strong and thriving middle class. >> i don't care about those people. >> stephanie: those people. eke. john we were talking about the republicans and mitt romney trying to desperately politicize this thing. >> it's like they will use the deaths of americans for political points whether it's fast and furious or this. and the good news is it's a sign of how desperate they are. >> stephanie: yeah. president obama did not start an unnecessary war like george
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bush. >> yes the one of them tried in a district court. >> stephanie: john at this point are we just fighting over words. clearly it is a form of terrorism, yes. people were killed but until you know all of the reasons to what degree -- i don't think the date was a coincidence. do you? >> no. but their glee -- their glee that they can use the word terrorism to me brings to mind what happened at fort hood when that loan nut shot our shoulders. and they did the same thing. he was an unbalanced muslim soldier who cracked.
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now they are kind of nostalgic about it. life was simpler then. it's that 9/12 mentality that allowed them to invade iraq. >> yeah. >> stephanie: teresa in florida real quick. welcome. >> caller: hi. first of all, i'm from new york the only reason i'm in flori-da is to take care of my mine. >> i go to florida to hear new york accents. >> caller: right. gloria steinman said mitt romney was talking to a group of people and she went to shook this woman's hand and she pulled herring hand away and he said i understand because you are not
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wearing makeup. >> stephanie: oh! 29 minutes after the hour. it is the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.
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>> stephanie: oh call me a wa-bulance. >> and is this hour of the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by republican a shout out to thank and followering on twitter, and always remember when republicans win you lose. >> as a billionaire i object to
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that. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: speaking of republican swine. republicans keeping a steely difference from todd akin after saying claire mccaskill was not lady like in the last debate declined to comment to the committee. the rnc said i think if it's the nrsc weigh in on these elections, because we're so focused on the national. he said -- >> she didn't let me win. that was very unlady like of her. >> stephanie: yeah, that's not polite. he said i think we have a very clear path to victory, and apparently claire mccaskill did.
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in the debate friday she came out swinging, and i think it is because she felt threatened. the mccaskill campaign declined to comment. see that's why i'm not a senate i would have been like [ censor bleep ] bite me! >> bite me ms. miller. >> stephanie: thank you. let's dive into the right-wing world. ralph peters is the fox news security expert. >> this administration does not have a classic foreign policy or security or military policy. everything is politics with a bit of hyperbole i would say.
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>> stephanie: i see. >> communism. see what i mean. yes? huh? >> what politics in an election year? who would have thought. ask a communist what they think of barack obama. >> stephanie: yeah. >> what barack obama does and what communism is is very very far apart. >> yes. >> stephanie: lou dobbs. >> the romney campaign has spent a lot of time asking a question from 1980, are you better off than four years ago? when any damn fool knows in 2008 this country was in crisis. why would you pick that as your fourth year comparison?
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>> lou dobbs picking mitt romney to the wood shed. >> stephanie: wow. yikes, thanks lou. [ inaudible ] >> you wouldn't have gotten your way if you had an enhanced interrogation. enhanced interrogation lead to bin laden your own secretary of defense said. or did he lie? >> stephanie: yeah, good advice i hope you do say that mittens. >> this is someone promising he would be water boarded for charity. >> i think he took a look at what a pussy [ inaudible ] came. >> stephanie: did he just say
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that? >> pus. >> stephanie: bill o'reilly. >> social media is diverting attention away from issues. you might come to the conclusion that about half the country is simply uninformed. certainly the folks are not paying as much attention as they when there were only three networks and no internet. >> stephanie: wow. are we slowly expanding the things we're able to say on the air. >> we're not >> stephanie: yeah let's see if roland's balls tweeted about that. >> stephanie: stop it! rush limbaugh >> obama's reason for being a politician to make more victims.
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he makes people feel like they are victims. he telling them they are victims. a community organizer tells people they are getting dumped on. >> you poor people how have it so good. >> stephanie: yeah that's what that is all about. >> wow. >> stephanie: that's why they have so many of them in bellaire. ann coulter on handy. >> liberal policies hurt black people. and as long as the blacks keep voting for democrats. they tell black people republicans hate you. and the unemployment rate is through the roof especially under obama, it was only the paradise we had after the oj case that white guilt just went away for a while. [ overlapping speakers ] >> and who's lives did those
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save? it saved black lives. >> can we break down every line of that, please. by deaf situation ann is being a racist because she is implying that african americans are too stupid to look at the issues. >> stephanie: can you mp 3 her a copy of my interview with maya angelou this morning. >> right away miss miller and then shove it miss miller. >> stephanie: tracy in chicago. hey, trac. >> caller: hi, stephanie it is such a pleasure to finally talk to you, and happy birthday. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: this is my first time. i have a grievance with my cable provider, and i want all of your
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listeners to contact -- i won't say the company, i'll just say the one that you know about. >> stephanie: are they as good as verse as maya angelou. [ laughter ] >> caller: i have basic, and current tv was a part of the basic package. one night my husband and i watching current, the next morning we wake up and it's gone. i contact you, and they say, i'm sorry, that's no longer in the basic, but guess what channel is in basic, the big f-o-x. >> stephanie: interesting. >> so they agreed because of my complaint to give me for six months -- >> oh, six whole months. >> caller: yeah, right. to give me current at the
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lower -- >> stephanie: right. >> okay. >> caller: but i like all of your listeners and everyone that has you to contact them and demand that current be back in basic, so we don't have to pay more to listen to the truth. >> stephanie: maybe truth is hitting home a little bit too much before the election for some folks. >> caller: exactly. >> stephanie: tracy thank you. i have gotten a lot of those emails. >> me too. >> stephanie: call and demand i need to see that beautiful john fugelsang! [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: a new poll, the president is up 49-42 and yet another poll that is clearly wrong -- yeah oh by the way, your buddy eric fehrnstrom. >> yes, my man.
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>> stephanie: he said some of these polls have been called into question. >> my whom? >> by eric fehrnstrom. >> stephanie: yeah because they expect a higher democratic turnout. this oversampling of the democrats can be attributed to the fact that there are more registered democrats than republicans. minority voters have grown to 29% of the electorate. >> oh, that's just over sampled. >> stephanie: right. they see the demographics as much as we do. >> exactly. they know rich white guys with impacted colons are becoming a minority in this country. and the minorities are getting
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more involved in the process every year. >> stephanie: yeah these are -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: and further the media is fixing the polls. >> ah. >> they are sneaky that way. >> stephanie: yeah. as obama lead grows so does the number of conservatives who % claim the polls are bias and cannot be trusted. they are claiming the media outlets are attempting from discouraging republicans to vote. even fox news is in on it. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: what the fox? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: shut the front door! yeah, let's see -- so you were talking about this. a new website, unskewed polls. which shows that romney is
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beating obama by a wide margin in every poll. >> wow. >> stephanie: they are called poll truthers and it's among the erick erickson hugh hue wet, dick morris insisted if the election was held today, romney would win by four or five points. >> yeah, that was the guy who predicted hilary versus condy. >> i don't agree, so it must be wrong. >> stephanie: rush limbaugh said the polls are the replacement refs. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> what? >> stephanie: and sean hannity also accused this media of cooking the numbers.
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>> these liberal pollsters polling people who have cell phones and not land lines. but we get complaisant, every time we say obama has it in the bag, ten democrats stay home. >> stephanie: no, don't stay home. >> get out and vote. >> stephanie: all right. back with more fridays with fugelsang on the "stephanie miller show." >> romney: i love it. it's a fabulous program. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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what the current audience can expect from my show is the unexpected. >>stephanie miller challenges the system, now it's your turn. >>it's a little bit of magic. >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at and on twitter at smshow. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ daisy duke's bikinis on top,
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sun kissed skin so hot they'll melt your pop sickle ♪ >> you know what else melts your pop sickle? leaving it out in the sun. >> stephanie: i just melted my wallet again speaking of katy perry. >> oh. >> stephanie: it's the last obama party here in l.a., john. >> that's what they are telling you. >> stephanie: no this is it. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: katy perry, earth wind and fire major julian castro and barack obama. >> and they will all call in sick and you will be left with carrot top. >> stephanie: yes, like the last
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event where p!nk called in sick but i got my picture taken with cher in a horrible green outfit. >> do we need to hire you a stylist? >> stephanie: yes. obama campaign ad. >> obama: governor romney believes with bigger tax cuts for the rich, all of us will prosper. but he dowelled down on the tame trickle-down policies that got us in trouble in the first place. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: romney's budget plan could actually kill millions of jobs over the next two year. not only does it not create jobs -- >> let america die. >> stephanie: yes. the budget and tax proposals put
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forth by romney would not create jobs, the economic policy institute found that it would lead to a net job loss. his plans to lower taxes and cut spending would cost approximately 554,000 jobs. >> nicely done. >> stephanie: and if he maintains the massive tax cuts his plan would lead to employment losses -- >> oh sweet jesus. >> stephanie: sweet jesus, mittens, that's a bad plan. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> stephanie: and check this out, his call for an balanced budget amendment, it would constitute a greater economic
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shock even worse than the housing bubble that led to the biggest recession since the great depression. >> that's drowning and burning at the same time. >> stephanie: yeah i think it's a joke bomb. i hear that sound every time. >> right now the mitt romney campaign a sinking. >> stephanie: and he is trying to wrestle the blue diamond out of ann's hand. stop it. >> ann romney: stop it. . this is hard. >> stephanie: and i'm going to need this after i divorce your loser ass. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: ann is a little icy, she is going to be like get off of my wood. >> yeah, and then make him icy. because it was cold. >> stephanie: i get it. >> hey.
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>> stephanie: meanwhile -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: obama net positive for job creation since he took office. the economy created 386,000 more jobs from march 2011 to march 2012. >> he has done nothing. >> stephanie: even taking into account the massive losses he has when he took over. ♪ nah, nah, nah nah ♪ >> so america is better off now than four years ago? >> stephanie: yep. i loved chris matthews last week, are we better off than we were four years ago? yeah! what are you crazy? he was going ape bump on roger
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hedgehog. >> cock! >> stephanie: excuse me? roger hedgecock. >> stephanie: oh yes. mitt romney videotape, explained how bain intended on making money. bain capital will invest in companies and hopefully five to eight years later harvest them at a significant profit. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: like organs. >> back in the '80s that was testing very well with focus groups. >> stephanie: president obama said if your job is to be the head of a hedge fund your job is to make money. >> that's a good point whether it was creating jobs or
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outsourcing jobs they are good at it. it was never to create jobs for workers. >> mitt romney's plan will hurt the middle class, while giving a tax break of $250,000 to millionaires. >> stephanie: we do the scarey music and announcer but it is all with true facts. >> it's called pro growth steph. >> stephanie: right. right. >> like cancer. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, jim ward. he specializes in dark humor. >> the cancer jokes keep coming. >> hitler has cancer great. hilarious. ♪ >> stephanie: well hitler -- well that's funny. okay. 58 minutes -- >> can we just move on to the next hour. >> stephanie: yeah penny
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marshall is coming up so let her pull us out. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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♪ ♪ a child, i'm a mother i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed ♪ ♪ i'm your dream, i'm nothing in between, now know you wouldn't want it any other way ♪ >> yeah i would. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 26 minutes after the hour. oh, my god. travis, t-bone our associate producer -- >> okay. see i can't tweet dana lohse because she has blocked me. however, travis said oh, my god,
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i love the fact that dana lohse has a birthday before stephanie miller. >> stephanie: and what did she say? >> she replied back yeah except i'm a million years younger. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: if you cut me do i not bleed dana? despite that i'm going to play your promos. >> bring me that girl and the others! [ screeching ] >> so feel free to tweet dana lohse about that little bit of
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bitchery. >> stephanie: and maya angelou calls my miss miller. >> and you have better boobs. >> stephanie: thank you. i said i always caller a tea partier just so she could do that sound on larry king. [ screeching ] >> she is part dolphin. >> stephanie: can i say tea partier again. [ screeching ] >> she hates you. >> stephanie: she does. >> and we love poking her with a sharp stick. >> that's not fair chris, she hates a lot of people. >> stephanie: that's true. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: tea partiers -- we have been talking about this how the stench is going to go
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down the ballot. joe walsh, tammy duckworth has a significant lead. >> i would like to see joe walsh by prosthesises in both home and congress. >> stephanie: representative steve king is facing christy vilsack. she is very popular there. how about that [ censor bleep ] mischel bachmann! [ applause ] >> a tight race there. >> stephanie: jim graves looking good. bachmann's fund-raising letters are now starting to sound more desperate. so we'll see. ap editor there wasn't enough
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time and space to debunk all of bachmann's lies. >> and john has to go? >> stephanie: good-bye john fugelsang. >> happy birthday steph i'll see you tomorrow. >> stephanie: thank you, john. orly taitz next. ♪ used as a major talking point. (vo) the only network with real-time reaction straight from the campaigns and from viewers like you. >>now that's politically direct.
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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> happy b-b-birthday thing from the other world you. >> stephanie: thank you. i'm trying to say hello by our friends at granger. chris you know who is the one getting it done? the ap editor who had to fact-check michele bachmann. he said they would have to limit
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themselves to a quota of miss statements. he confessed that the sheer volume of untruths and stretching of the truth became too much to list. some include [ inaudible ] causes mental retardation and that jimmy carter caused the swine flu, and president obama's policies drove up grocery prices -- >> that was you with the
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$100,000 bar tab. >> stephanie: yeah. now someone that never have to be fact checked it's orly taitz in the house. live in studio. hi, orly. >> hi, good to be on your show. >> i told chris not to ruin your beautiful hair with the head phones phones. this looks like a thousand dollars ann romney t-shirt. it is? >> no, i got this in hawaii when i went to get president obama's birth certificate. >> stephanie: i don't mean to be rude, but might we see your birth certificate.
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[ inaudible ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: orly i'm happy that things are not awkward between us since you threatened to sue me because i said you weren't a dentist. and by the way i didn't say that, one of these guys did. and i had to retract it and schedule a root canal. and almost had to hire you to represent me in the suit. orly you got bad news in kansas. i admire your pluckiness
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because you have lost quite a few suits. this is the latest kansas voted unanimously to accept president obama's citizenship. >> there was a citizen of kansas who wrote a complaint. then he wrote a letter saying his whole family and friends are being harassed -- >> stephanie: but this is an all-republican board? >> not by the board, but the same thing is happening to me. for example as i was driving to this show -- >> stephanie: today? >> yes, before ever court hearing i'm getting phone calls, you are a f-ing bitch, you should be hanging. >> stephanie: people that have your private cell phone number? >> my phone is not a secret -- >> stephanie: you have people
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calling you on the way to the show here? >> oh yes. >> stephanie: it could be dana lohse. [ laughter ] >> i'm not surprised that that happened to him, and while this gentlemen filed his objection, i filed additional evidence. and on monday in pleadings i state that this man was intimidated and harassed and therefore this complaint is not going to be valid. and two members of the board did not show up -- >> stephanie: by the way did you know notice i'm letting you finish. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i have sympathy with you because with the way the romney campaign is going,
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you have to hear the clock ticking, right? >> nixon was thrown out of office after he won reelection. >> stephanie: right. >> and here we have forgery -- >> stephanie: oh right. [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: let me finish. let me finish. [ laughter ] >> i'm letting you finish. >> stephanie: thank you. see, we're proving that we -- in honor of rodney king we're all getting along. you have hearings in missouri and indiana >> this week i just came back and i didn't sleep for about four nights. >> stephanie: does that affect your keen legal reasoning? >> and the fact that people are calling me harassing me.
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>> stephanie: on behalf of the "stephanie miller show," stop calling and harassing her. >> the judge said i need to serve mr. obama, mr. [ inaudible ], michael [ inaudible ] who is the commissioner of social security register of hawaii within 30 days. the other side will get to respond -- >> stephanie: so even if he gets reelected, you are going to keep going? >> there are five or six lawsuits that are going on. we're trying to have those resolved sap, and i just post on my website, a motion for preliminary injunction. we want think situation from being on the ballot. we have this affidavit from senior deportation officer saying all of his papers are forgeries. >> stephanie: what did you find when you went to hawaii and got
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that beautiful t-shirt. >> they are refusing to show the documents. >> stephanie: but you got a nice trip to hawaii right? >> yeah. >> stephanie: kawai is my favorite, how about you? >> i love maui. >> stephanie: you know the president was born there. [ laughter ] >> laws do not apply to mr. obama. he provided a copy nobody has ever seen the original document. where it is show us. >> but i didn't get a copy of my original document -- >> yes, you can. >> if i go to nor walk, the l.a. county board of registrar --
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>> stephanie: who wants to go to norwalk. >> well, that's where the original is. >> hire me and i shall get it. [ laughter ] >> orly -- >> 1,002 says you have to show the original document. let me just say one thing. >> stephanie: let you finish. >> if a copy is provided and there's a genuine question -- [ phone ringing ] >> stephanie: oh answer it. >> it might be my friend from kansas, we have a status conference right after the show but if there is a genuine question to the authenticity of the document in that situation
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the copy not allowed -- [ beeping. ] >> sorry. >> stephanie: did you bring a bomb? >> nobody has ever seen the original document. >> stephanie: you know i love you, and i fine you very charming, i'm just saying maybe birtherism is not your bag? >> have you seen this guy who brought like something like a thousand dollars penalty in ore -- oragamy.
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[ laughter ] >> i saw that. back in the 60s they didn't have the system in place yet where they assigned all of the prefixes to the verious states. >> right i was born in 1961 the same here as president obama. >> what in the world you are saying? you are saying in the 60s people didn't have birth certificates? >> no, they weren't assigned social security numbers according -- >> stephanie: no, i know you are not gay, just hear me out for a minute -- because this will be great publicity for both of us. next sunday i just spraining for really big tickets to the president's fund raiser. will you go with me?
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>> will i have some security there? because some people really hate me there. >> she might need a little security. yeah, i am going to go with you -- >> stephanie: i'm just kidding don't get excited -- [ laughter ] >> oh, come on. you can't do that stephanie. >> why not? >> stephanie: okay. we need to take a break, and we'll discuss what we are going to wear and all of that. come on, would i get some publicity or what? >> you would get a lot of publicity for that. >> i picture you two making out. >> that would be publicity. >> stephanie: hot. >> hot! >> hey, a freak show! >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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(vo) cenk uygur is many things. >>oh really? >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true! [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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♪ dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get through the thing called life, electric world life that means forever, and that's a mighty long time but i'm here to tell yeah there's something else -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ let's go crazy let's get nuts ♪ ♪ let's go ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it 51 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. my -- your my bbff that's birther best friend. orly taitz live in studio.
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my birthday is tomorrow. >> happy birthday. >> thank you. and dana lohse her birthday is today, and she tweeted that's good, but i'm like a thousand years younger than stephanie [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: and you and i aren't that way with each other. tell me more about you. you were married how long? >> 25 years. >> congratulations. >> stephanie: congratulations. >> yep. >> stephanie: you are ruthless you sent me a picture of a st. bernard pup i will you were like look -- [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: and then she gets to come back on. because i'm like oh, a puppy, okay. and i called the shelter and
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tried to get him, and he had already found a home. >> we have a shelter right by my house, so we can get it for your birthday -- >> stephanie: stop sending me pictures of puppies. >> stephanie: you were on a radio show yesterday? >> yes. it was on 92 stayings right after i walked out of the airport in indiana [ inaudible ] and we have multiple plaintiffs. the judge has already given me [ inaudible ] which is the right to provide in state there. the attorney general wanted to take it away from me -- >> stephanie: i know. i appreciate the updates that you spend me every day.
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how about curling, by the way? you could make oragami out of the original birth certificate. now orly so you have -- what is the number now? there are a certain number of lawsuits that you have lost. >> let me tell you how many lawsuits were lost by women who were fighting for insuffrage -- >> i don't think that you can compare yourself to that -- >> stephanie: last time she compared herself to nelson mandela, so let her go. >> half of the people in this country to have the right to vote. i'm fighting for every american to vote in a election that is
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free of fraud? >> stephanie: you said last time you are like nelson mandela. >> bottom line i lived in the soviet union, where -- >> stephanie: they were running away from the massacre in your native moldova. >> listen -- >> stephanie: let her finish. >> the judges here are just -- here on wednesday i provided this judge with the affidavit of the pass port records of obama's mother where he was listed as the last name of [ inaudible ]. so there is no evidence of him ever changing his last name. the children traveled from
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new york the second time to just authenticate his affidavit that i provided to the judge. yes, it's a true copy of what i got from state department. this is worse about soviet union. >> stephanie: don't you think mitt romney is a disaster? >> no i don't. our national debt has gone up by -- >> stephanie: thanks to george bush. >> no it's thanks to barack obama. but we will disagree with that. it has gone up by $5.5 trillion. >> stephanie: but it's not going very well for mitt romney. are you nervous? >> i'm minding my own business, i'm working in legal area now -- >> stephanie: a lot of the right-wing thinks the polls are wrong, or the main stream media is skewing them on purpose, to
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repress the republican vote. do you agree with that? >> i don't know much about it but i was reading a poll in the republican party -- >> stephanie: i love those polls so much. this is in the senate race right? >> from the very first day -- i don't know if the audience was polled -- >> stephanie: if they were they all voted for you. >> from the first day of the campaign to the last day of the campaign, i was leading all of the challengers. and then when they announced the results they said know you were fourth or fifth. >> stephanie: i would have given anything for that.
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what if you run for governor again? maybe you could debate arrielle huffington. that would be great. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> in the state of california when a person is registering to vote, he needs to put down the state where he was born. we have 700,000 voter registrations that don't have that -- >> stephanie: right. where were you born? >> it's relevant where i was born -- >> stephanie: i was just checking to see if you were eligible to be governor -- >> i don't have to be born here to be governor. >> stephanie: orly i'm getting sad, we have like 20 second left. do you miss we already? >> i miss you all guys and i will be happy to be on the show again. >> stephanie: thank you. >> just because you invited me.
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here is an invitation why don't you come with me to kansas and witness the hearing -- >> stephanie: okay. great. all right. see you in seattle tomorrow. love you everybody! i'm jacki schechner with a current news update. new battleground state polls out today in nevada new hampshire and north carolina gives the president the lead. these are the latest polls from nbc news mirries and the "wall street journal." now brings the total to nine battle ground polls where the president has the advantage. where is the romney campaign going wrong? "politico" reports it is actually the candidate himself. he is a good leader businessman and a role model, he is a lousy
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